Monday, January 26, 2004
There was John who used a linen napkin at a fine restaurant to blow his nose, Dr. Mark whose manners were so foul I thought he might have been born in a barn, Jason who checked out every girl within a 20 miles radius of our table, Roy who drove 90mph in a 35mph zone (yes, we got pulled over), Simon who was secretly married while dating me,...eegads, the list goes on. Decent men of the world, where are you? I'm ready to resort to paid dating services. Got any recommendations?